This is where I come to write what I shouldn’t say, but probably already did. Tumblr (3.0; @russgifford)http://www.russgifford.com/Why is there all this public outrage about de-funding ACORN, and yet companies like Blackwater USA...http://www.russgifford.com/post/201909647http://www.russgifford.com/post/201909647Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:10:28 -0500You’d think that in this case, with some thing this black and white, regardless of political...http://www.russgifford.com/post/196227565http://www.russgifford.com/post/196227565Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:16:00 -0500“If Tony Romo had this kind of protection, Jerry Jones wouldn’t have shit himself Sunday...http://www.russgifford.com/post/195011852http://www.russgifford.com/post/195011852Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:34:35 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqfhb5e7EU1qz597go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An overload of intelligence promotes an intelligence failure. Wow, my mind is sufficiently blown</p>http://www.russgifford.com/post/195005792http://www.russgifford.com/post/195005792Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:23:00 -0500“In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven...http://www.russgifford.com/post/194791114http://www.russgifford.com/post/194791114Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:36:29 -0500So, I’ve decided to start Tumblng again. There’s no real reason for the lay-off. Well,...http://www.russgifford.com/post/193390536http://www.russgifford.com/post/193390536Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:58:07 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/6eXkUgzyX8qh1xlu2MrzxjE5_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The most unsettling part is the voyeur cherry in the background. I mean, is he gonna watch whatever the bananas are set to do and then go pleasure himself ‘cherry-style’. Disgusting little fruit. </p>http://www.russgifford.com/post/34084977http://www.russgifford.com/post/34084977Thu, 08 May 2008 00:54:00 -0500Wouldnt it be ironic if you were in a car accident, were thrown from your vehicle and would have...http://www.russgifford.com/post/32693870http://www.russgifford.com/post/32693870Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:19:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/6eXkUgzyX86b4h4nmxZ336Y5_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is a historical marker sign on my golf course. Notice the third line of the fourth paragraph. They built the golf course over an immigrant cemetary! Just another example of the rich white people shitting on the immigrants. Except this time the immigrants WERE the rich white people. </p>http://www.russgifford.com/post/32693439http://www.russgifford.com/post/32693439Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:13:00 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/6eXkUgzyX84an032shgeuGZP_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This was taken on the freeway doin’ 70 mph. Awesome. I think the driver got nervous I was gonna report him, he pulled off the road right after. </p>http://www.russgifford.com/post/32541092http://www.russgifford.com/post/32541092Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:24:00 -0500I heard a saying today, “There’s two things you don’t want the public to see how...http://www.russgifford.com/post/32448566http://www.russgifford.com/post/32448566Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:18:10 -0500Three separate times on the elevator at school I was alone with one other person. No words were...http://www.russgifford.com/post/31756744http://www.russgifford.com/post/31756744Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:56:00 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/900078" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is what America’s tax dollars paid us for. It’s quite possible we were drunk off of mouthwash and 0.5% alcohol. Take notice of the knife at 1:58. He later said that despite the months of convoys in Iraq, when he felt my knife against his forehead, that was his scariest moment of the tour.</p>http://www.russgifford.com/post/31822474http://www.russgifford.com/post/31822474Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:11:00 -0500I came to the realization today that my motive for wanting to save the enviroment is entirely...http://www.russgifford.com/post/31736485http://www.russgifford.com/post/31736485Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:03:17 -0500Every now and then I answer the phone with a cheery “Bienvinedos.” I just found out that...http://www.russgifford.com/post/30131134http://www.russgifford.com/post/30131134Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:45:54 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/6eXkUgzyX6mce2okrJLvHqoM_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Polka at an Irish festival? ¡No me gusta!</p> <p>edit- oh my God, they just did the “Chicken Dance”</p>http://www.russgifford.com/post/28956901http://www.russgifford.com/post/28956901Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:15:00 -0500I’m sitting in a lecture and my professor keeps pronouncing W.E.B. Du Bois as “Du...http://www.russgifford.com/post/25670147http://www.russgifford.com/post/25670147Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:18:58 -0600<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/654124" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’m not sure how I feel about the tiger carcasses or monkey bones, but I believe every American should have the right to bear arms.</p>http://www.russgifford.com/post/25205506http://www.russgifford.com/post/25205506Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:40:08 -0600Today while discussing the intricacies of sharia law in my Poli Sci class, for some reason, I...http://www.russgifford.com/post/24930311http://www.russgifford.com/post/24930311Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:58:01 -0600<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/6eXkUgzyX4m0t5vxaHs439Ws_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Whenever I’m asked to give an interesting factoid about myself, I usually mention that I’m one of very few people to have not only hand-fed a Hippopotamus, but to have survived the ensuing attack caused by the petting of the hippo’s snout. People usually don’t believe me, so I keep this photo in my phone as proof.</p><p>This photo was taken during my “backpack period.” There’s obviously nothing in it, but I had a thing about always having it with me just in case.  </p>http://www.russgifford.com/post/24619687http://www.russgifford.com/post/24619687Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:32:00 -0600