No habla espanol
Every now and then I answer the phone with a cheery “Bienvinedos.” I just found out that apparently my spanish isn’t that good and bienvinedos actually means “welcome.” Since no one mentioned this, I guess my friends are about as awesome at spanish as I am. I’m still tempted to answer the phone the same way out of habit. Hopefully people will just assume I mean “Welcome (to this conversation).”
