On The Holiest of the High Holy Days
Yesterday marked the 24 year anniversary of my glorious, yet wet and messy (and knowing my mother, profanity laced) entrance to the world.
In deference to this momentous day, I held a secret contest to see who would be the first to wish me a “Happy Birthday”
This year the title goes to:
Desiree Wieters of San Antonio, Texas
Congratulations Desi, your prize is the honor of holding the title “Best Friend” for the next calender year.
1st Runner Up:
Dayman Sommers of Kokomo, Indiana
Dayman was also the winner of the “Virtual Contest” being the first to send me a message via the interweb. This makes him my “Best Internet Friend”, unfortunately that doesn’t really count for much.
Honorable Mention goes to Jennifer Franks of San Antonio, Texas. Although technically first, because her tidings were received at 9:16 p.m. Alaska Standard Time unfortunately she had to be disqualified per contest bylaws.
Last place: The 6.6 billion people who did not contact me. This includes my brothers. And David Vallejo. But not Mandy Moore, she has a lot on her mind.
Thanks to all those who participated, better luck next year.
