I’m considering a switch from sleeping in boxers to sleeping naked. My only worry is that in the event my house gets burglarized, I’d end up running downstairs naked swinging a baseball bat. Maybe that sight alone would scare off a would-be criminal? Ok, probably not scare; but at least confuse him long enough for me to get a shot in.
Pedophile Elmo
—The outgoing voice-mail message of my friend, Gershon, a Hasidic Jew living in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.
And I thought it was only the ice caps.
I just realized that Foghat’s “Slow Ride” is not about driving a car slowly. It’s about sex!
Beowulf IMAX in 3-D!! Doin’ work son!!
My sentiments exactly. On both fronts.
Jug ‘O Money
People magazine released its annual “Sexiest Man Of The Year” award. I didn’t win. Again.
